This morning I met a girlfriend for coffee at Earth Fare. We are both coffee addicts, even get the shakes when we don't drink several cups before 9 AM.
She has this Topsy Turvy contraption she wants to use. It's the thing that's advertised on TV where you can grow tomatoes upside down.
Outside of Earth Fare, they have several different type of plants for sale. Everything from flowers to herbs to vegetables. The tomato plants were at least a foot and a half tall and had tomatoes already growing on the vine.
She stoops down and starts looking at the plants. Out of maybe a dozen, she picks the perfect one. As she gets ready to walk in the store with it, I notice something, uhmmmm a little odd about this particular plant and mention it to her.
"Did you see the tomato?"
"Yes, it's nice." She replies.
"But did you look at the tomato?" I insist.
"Yes it'll be perfect in my Topsy Turvy."
"Look at it! It has a tomato penis."
"What???" she exclaims.
" A penis. It has a tomato penis."
She looks at it and this huge grin comes across her face.
It's a boy!!!!
She has this Topsy Turvy contraption she wants to use. It's the thing that's advertised on TV where you can grow tomatoes upside down.
Outside of Earth Fare, they have several different type of plants for sale. Everything from flowers to herbs to vegetables. The tomato plants were at least a foot and a half tall and had tomatoes already growing on the vine.
She stoops down and starts looking at the plants. Out of maybe a dozen, she picks the perfect one. As she gets ready to walk in the store with it, I notice something, uhmmmm a little odd about this particular plant and mention it to her.
"Did you see the tomato?"
"Yes, it's nice." She replies.
"But did you look at the tomato?" I insist.
"Yes it'll be perfect in my Topsy Turvy."
"Look at it! It has a tomato penis."
"What???" she exclaims.
" A penis. It has a tomato penis."
She looks at it and this huge grin comes across her face.
It's a boy!!!!
1 comment:
(My TV boyfriend) Craig Ferguson showed a bunch of pix like this on his show Monday.
LOL
So far all my "maters" are just round!
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